Spoilers: Kingdom of Ash

Here we go. I know it's going to be a rough ride and will probably be destroyed after finishing, but one I gladly take. I knew I'd like this series, but I didn't realize how much. Let's go save our girl.

PART ONE: ARMIES AND ALLIES

When are we getting the reunion with Chaol? When will our main heroes know the truth about that bitch Maeve? Durning this defeated beginning? I'm growing impatient. Come on. Can't we catch a break, it’s Ch1!

Fuck, Aelin's torture is hard to endure. At least Fenrys is there.

Dammit, Dorian, what are you doing? Okay, that's not too bad. But also, where the fuck IS Chaol!?

Well shit. I'm having emotions about Lorcan and his loneliness. He did it to himself, but damn. I feel bad. He's kinda my 2nd book boy in this series. But he should have to grovel for a while. And poor Rowan, the separation, the dread, unimaginable. Damn, my boys. That chapter hurt.

About fucking time, Chaol! Okay, im happy he's finally not a dick anymore, but its also kind of frustrating he's all happy and in love while the others are BROKEN AND DEVASTATED. Ugh, come on! I hate these fucking pregnancy troupe. Blah.

I hate Maeve so much, flames

….flames…. Poor Fenrys, fuck. Please let the other have seen the black blood.
Fight Aelin, FIGHT!!!!

FUCK ME!

Fuck, Erawan knows about Aelin. NOT good. Nope. Not good. NOX! I missed you.

I can't wait for Cairn to get a brutal end.

Rowan! I hope this plan of collars works. Okay, dang, Elide. You go girl. 

I know war is war, and one where the odds aren't stacked towards our heroes. But it's hard knowing they fall. Hard knowing our Queen is breaking (and I know her return will be epic, but still). Hard waiting for the forces from across the sea that is so close. Devastation. This book is pure chaos.

Damn, Elide is clever. Clever girl. But, it seems such a risk, so blatantly a rouse. Lorcan is right. I don't like this. Lorcan, my love, you worry too much (but also very warranted). Zod, I hope their plan works.

I love Abraxos. 

Fuck, this is getting intense. They are so close to saving her. I mean, I know she won't die, will be rescued, but how broken will she be when Rowan gets there? Damn Aelin, you do have spunk left. You are my girl. Yes, Fenrys, please, break that fucking oath. OMG!!! Please save him, boys, please get there in time. I can't,  her pleas. I can't. No, not Fenrys. Please. Holy gods. Aedion, if you get mad I will kick your ass.

Where the fuck is the khagan's army!! Aedion, my boy. Heartbroken. Damn Rowan, your vengeance is brutal. Good. The solemn boat ride, everyone trying to piece themselves together again.  Together, they can together.

There's my boy. Be better Lorcan, be better for them. But also, why not Gavriel? Ah, maybe she will ask Aedion first, give him the power he deserves. 

Damn, Manon. That speech. A child of Peace, not War.

Fuck. Please let it be Aelin with Chaol.

or the real Aelin saving Aedion.

Our splintered group has to meet up! You're killing me Smalls!

Aedion better be fucking saved or im gonna be pissed.

Fuck! I don't like this book. 

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

yes! We finally getting Aelin and Hasar!  Yeah, this is cool and all, but GET TO FUCKING AEDION. AHHHHHH!! FINALLY THE TRUTH ABOUT MAEVE!!!

OMG. Stop catching up. Fight. Get to Aedion. Okay, Elide, calm the fuck down. Leave Lorcan alone! He's trying!!!! 

Now, Lysandra has reason bc Aedion was a fucking dick. But the lack of title and sword, not my boy! NOT. MY. BOY. Where the fuck are you Aelin! Oh, I'm getting pissed.

Fuck me. The 3 Matron Witches. Someone get to Aedion! Get

 It. Girl. Queen of the Witches.

Get up, Lorcan. Get. The. Fuck. Up. Fuck you Lorcan, hold on! Thank you gods, Aelin.

Dorian, you ass! The keys, really!

AEDION! ROLFE, you bastard, I love you.

Yeah, Yrene, cool. WHERE IS LORCAN? Thank you. He's okay. Lorcan, my boy. Tear.

Manon, I love this arc so much more than I expected.

Good for you, Chaol. I like you much more in this book then ALL the others. North. “A beacon glowing bright in the shadows of the mountains, in the shadows of the forces that awaited them, Aelin lit the way north.”

PART TWO: GODS AND GATES

UGH, okay. I had to take a bit of a break. My people were safe, and I want it to stay that way as long as possible. I don't want to lose anyone (I have some I'm okay with losing over others) but I know I can't avoid the devastation forever. Let's do this….. I think.

Dorian, really, two in buried in rock. That doesn't seem smart. Dammit Dorian. No! LEAVE EVIL MAN ALONE. Fuck, its Maeve! We aren't easing into part 2 are we?

Zod dammit Dorian!!

Oh, Damn, Dorian. You better be lying.

I don't like this Dorian. Manon is gonna be pissed.

Don't make me start like Maeve. I won't accept it. I. Don't. Like. This.

I know things are settling, and people are walking and whatever, but can we FINALLY get Aelin and Aedion together? My soul needs that reunion. Well, someone needs to get there, Aedion can't take another witch tower, and I'm not ready to lose him.

This better work. I'm not ready to lose Dorian, either. Even if he's being reckless and stupid AF. Zod dammit Dorian!!!!

Wait, what? Jeez, Dorian. I'm so proud of you!

Dammit Aedion. That's speech to Evie, I can't, my heart. OMG, MANON! FUCK YES. Fuck this battle. If something happens to Aedion before Aelin gets there, I will throw THIS book into the void. 

Please, Fenrys, use your power to jump you and Aelin to Orynth. Please. 

Dorian and Aelin!!!! DORIAN AND AELIN!!!

ABRAXOS!! NOOOO!!!

Fuck me. I didn't know what that “Live Manon Live” line meant. I can't take this. 

No shit, Dorian's story is as happy as yours, Chaol. Ass. No, you fucking wait. You get Aelin to Aedion. One. Last. Time.

Okay, hope. The two of them. Hope. This better not fucking backfire. It fucking backfired! The “debt” and still have Erawan. I hate this book.

Oh, maybe I don't hate this book. Get it girl. The hell realm. You sly bitch. (The world's of the other books?) (Oh shit! RHYS!) Wait, so is she human or Fae? You can't take everything you assholes!

Oh, okay, she is Fae. Which is good, right? A life with Rowan. But no power. 

You better get Aelin to Aedion NOW! This is not okay. Awe, the little folk. Great, I'm just going to be crying the rest of this book, aren't I? Oh, Darrow. About fucking time! If anything fucking happens to Aedion…. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.  Zod dammit, Gavriel, NOO!!! (I mean, I knew this was going to happen. But I'm not happy about it.) NOT FUCKING FENRYS TOO!!! ZOD DAMMIT! You used your power! Fenrys, my love. You deserve this kill. They fucking did it!

Can Aelin and Aedion, please, finally be reunited? OMG, I can't! I wanted this. But my heart, my tears… Gavriel, the oath. I'm a blubbering mess. 

The ending. It was everything that I wanted, that I knew was going to happen, but wasn't any less deserved. Speechless. Devastated, yes, but at peace. A kingdom of ash for the phoenix to be reborn from.